Every party comes with a lightshow and the smoke machine that makes the beams show up. For £50 more the rig nearly triples: four light effects become eleven, including a cluster laser and moving heads.
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Both photographed with the smoke machine running — it comes to every party, and it's what makes beams show in the air rather than as spots on a wall.
There's a bouncy castle too, £50, which works with any party. And on a neon glow disco you can add the Glow Pack — neon paint, extra glowsticks and a light-up baton each to take home — for £50.
What parents say
100% of 33 families recommend us. Here they are.
★★★★★
“We used Mark for our 6 year olds Neon themed birthday party. The entertainment and interaction was amazing and the kids all had such a great time, I've already had feedback from some of the parents telling me their kids said it was the best party they've been to and I've only been home an hour!”
★★★★★
“Mark hosted a fabulous UV glow disco for my daughter's 6th birthday party - the kids absolutely loved it. We had about 25 kids and they were all engaged and participating in the games, desperate to win prizes! The lighting Mark has is amazing, really makes the room feel special.”
★★★★★
“After being let down at the last minute by another entertainer Mark stepped in and saved the day! Mark was brilliant, the kids were thoroughly entertained and loved the glow disco theme, would highly recommend!”
★★★★★
“Mark hosted our daughter's third birthday party, complete with disco, bubbles, games and a great bouncy castle that was just right for the kids' ages. It's not easy to entertain a group of 20+ two- and three-year olds for two hours but they all engaged and Mark had a great sense of humour about it all.”
★★★★★
“What a brilliant entertainer Mark is! Super professional but friendly service from the moment I contacted him and nothing was to much trouble. He was really great with the kids but also getting the parents involved which was a lot of fun. Very organised with the timings but also great at going with the flow when needed.”
★★★★★
“Mark was great from start to finish! Booking was so easy and Mark was so responsive and helpful with what we wanted. I could not asked for someone to be better with the children too! A very fun party!”
Word for word from our Facebook recommendations, typos and all — read all 33 there.
Where we cover
Across Surrey and into Kent — these are the areas we're in most often.
There are cheaper entertainers out there. If price is the only thing that matters, we're probably not your best option — here's what the difference actually buys.
Every booking is run by Mark himself. The person you speak to when you book is the person who walks through the door on the day. Nothing is passed to someone else.
Paying up front is what keeps the kit good
It goes straight into proper speakers, proper lighting and costumes that hold up close-up in a room full of six-year-olds. Equipment gets replaced when it starts looking tired, not when it finally breaks.
One party at a time
We don't stack three into a Saturday and rush between them. Yours gets a full setup, a proper soundcheck, and someone who isn't watching the clock because they're due somewhere else.
Worth asking whoever you book
A lot of party companies are agencies: you book with one company and a different entertainer arrives, sometimes booked at the last minute. Ask who is actually turning up on the day, and how long they've been doing it. It's a fair question and you should get a straight answer.
How booking works
1
Tell us about the party
Two minutes online. It's an enquiry, not a commitment.
2
We check we're free
Usually back to you within a few hours, with an alternative time if we can't do yours.
3
Pay and forget about it
Card, up front, nothing to pay on the day. It’s what funds the kit and keeps the diary unhurried. Moving the date is always free.
The boring but important bit
Fully insured
£5 million public liability insurance, including bouncy castle use — download the certificate from the terms page. Venues often ask.
PAT tested kit
Mark is a qualified PAT tester, so everything that plugs in is checked by us directly.
The person you book is the person who turns up
Mark runs every party himself. No agency, no subcontractor, nobody you haven't spoken to.
We've never cancelled
Not once. And if we ever had to, you'd get every penny back.
Nothing to pay on the day
No cash, no balance, no awkward conversation while we're setting up.